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If you give a man a 说:
2014年1月16日 05:20

If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.

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Friends may come and 说:
2014年1月16日 05:20

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

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Real life is that bi 说:
2014年1月16日 01:27

Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.

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Just because bulldoz 说:
2014年1月15日 21:28

Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.

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Java, the best argum 说:
2014年1月14日 22:59

Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.

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When I told the peop 说:
2014年1月14日 22:58

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?

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Everything has been 说:
2014年1月14日 19:11

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

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My advice to you is 说:
2014年1月14日 19:11

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

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I shall not waste my 说:
2014年1月14日 15:42

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.

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Whenever I climb I a 说:
2014年1月14日 14:52

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

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Life would be so muc 说:
2014年1月14日 07:07

Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.

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I don't approve of p 说:
2014年1月14日 07:07

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

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2014年1月13日 14:19

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