It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.
2014年1月19日 12:45
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
2014年1月19日 11:29
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
2014年1月19日 04:24
Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.
2014年1月19日 03:32
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
2014年1月18日 20:59
In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.
2014年1月18日 18:00
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
2014年1月18日 14:09
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
2014年1月18日 08:20
If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.
2014年1月18日 06:20
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
2014年1月17日 22:43
Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.
2014年1月17日 22:41
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
2014年1月17日 00:37
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
2014年1月16日 19:44
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
2014年1月16日 19:30
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
2014年1月16日 15:39
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
2014年1月16日 15:38
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
2014年1月16日 12:23
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
2014年1月16日 12:23
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
2014年1月16日 08:54
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
2014年1月16日 08:54
When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.